Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine.

Don't Get Caught Up In Other People's Expectations. Don't Take Anything For Granted, Either.

Oh Great, Socks. You Know I'm Dying For Your Sins Right? Yeah, But Thanks For The Socks! They'll Go Great With My Sandals. What Am I, German?

The Idea Of Having A Large Family, I Definitely Had A Romantic Notion Of It.

I Was Raised In A Family Where My Father Was The First One To Go To College.

I'm There To Make People Laugh. I'm Not Trying To Come Across As Sexy.