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Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine. It's Like, "take That, Lipitor."
-Jim Gaffigan
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Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine.
Jim Gaffigan
Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine. It's Like, "take That, Lipitor."
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