Some People Blow Their Top, But All

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.