Some People Blow Their Top, But All

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.