A Word To The Wise Is --

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

To A Teenager, It Cannot Be True Love If Her Family Approves Of Him.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.