A Word To The Wise Is --

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.