Some Guy Hit My Fender, And I

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Wish I Could Be A Great Pianist Or Something.

My Grandfather Was A Very Insignificant Man, Actually. At His Funeral His Hearse Followed The Other Cars.

Capital Punishment Would Be More Effective As A Preventive Measure If It Were Administered Prior To The Crime.

My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were So Beautiful I Got Another Analyst.

Someday The Lion Is Going To Lie Down With The Lamb, But The Lamb Isn't Going To Get Much Sleep.