Some Government Expenditure Actually Makes A Profit.

The Formal Washington Dinner Party Has All The Spontaneity Of A Japanese Imperial Funeral.

In Washington, The First Thing People Tell You Is What Their Job Is. In Los Angeles You Learn Their Star Sign. In Houston You're Told How Rich They Are. And In New York They Tell You What Their Rent Is.

The British Are The Last National Group Who Can Be Insulted By Hollywood Without Any Comeback. These Days If You Depict Italians As Gangsters, Saudis As Terrorists Or Mexicans As Violent Drug Dealers You'll Never Hear The End Of It. But As Still The Largest - And Possibly The Richest - Ethnic Group In The States, The British Just Have To Take It.

I Know Of No Wars Started By Anyone To Impose Lack Of Religion On Someone Else.

Even I Would Find A Book About My Life Pretty Dull.