They're Called Virgin Trains Because They Don't

I Know Of No Wars Started By Anyone To Impose Lack Of Religion On Someone Else. We Have Lethal Sunni V Shia, Catholic Against Protestant, But No Agnostic Suicide Bombers Attack Crowded Atheist Pubs.

Some Government Expenditure Actually Makes A Profit. Our Theatre Leads The World. Loads Of Tourists Must Be Attracted By The Fact That You Could Spend A Week In London Doing Nothing But Visit Superb Museums And Galleries, Free.

Switzerland Still Has A Huge Share Of The Watch Market, All Advertised At The Airport On Illuminated Hoardings. Gosh, They Are Ugly.

In Washington, The First Thing People Tell You Is What Their Job Is. In Los Angeles You Learn Their Star Sign. In Houston You're Told How Rich They Are. And In New York They Tell You What Their Rent Is.

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