Most Men Had Rather Say A Smart

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess, And Yet All The Honesty In The World Ain't Lawful Tender For A Loaf Of Bread.

Common Sense Is Instinct, And Enough Of It Is Genius.

The Hardest Thing Any Man Can Do Is To Fall Down On The Ice When It's Slippery, And Get Up And Praise The Lord.