Most Men Had Rather Say A Smart

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open Mouths.

The Fools In This World Make About As Much Trouble As The Wicked Do.