Life Is Like A Mountain: After Climbing

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

We Are Ap Tu Hate Them, Who Wont Take Our Advice, And Despise Them Who Do.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.