Faith Is The Soul Riding At Anchor.

Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

Marrying For Love May Be A Bit Risky, But It Is So Honest That God Can't Help But Smile On It.