Faith Is The Soul Riding At Anchor.

Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.