Some Comics Don't Like It When People

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.

When You Have Nothing But Big Friends, You Never Get Into Arguments - Except One. And That Is, Who Is The Biggest? I'll Let You Know Right Now, There's Only One Way To Settle This. We All Get In A Bus And We Go To Disney And We Get On A Roller Coaster - Whoever Gets The Least Amount Of Clicks On The Safety Bar Is The Big One.

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.

I Started Riding The Whole 'fluffy' Train, And It's A Cute Word And Socially A Lot More Acceptable Than Someone Saying Is Fat Or Obese. If You Call A Girl 'fat,' Yo, She'll Raise Hell, But If You Say, 'aw Girl, Look At You, You're Fluffy,' There's Almost A Sexy Appeal To It.