I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

By The End Of The Semester [in The High School] I Was The Only One Up In Front Of The Class Everyday. Actually I Could Have Passed The Class Four Times Over Because Every Time You Got In Front Of The Class You Got Extra Credit.that Was The Only Class I Got An A In And It Was The Funniest Report Card Because It Read Speech - A But Everything Else Was Just D, D, D, D.

You Wonder Why I Only Talk About My Personal Life. But That's All I've Ever Done.

[making People Laugh] Was A Secret Dream I Kept And I Didn't Tell Anybody About It Until I Was About 18.

If You Put Your Personal Stories Out There People Always Connect.

I Remember Seeing Eddie Murphy Raw And Seeing People Laughing And Having A Good Time And That Was The Same Response I Was Getting So I Thought I Was On To Something.