I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

For About Three Years I Was Performing At One Bar In East Los Angeles That Was Like A Mean Dive Bar. You're In There Performing For Drunks Or Bikers, Not The Most Flattering People. I Think It Helped Build My Confidence, Because You Have To Get Their Attention, Then Make Them Laugh.

A Lot Of The Comedians Nowadays Just Do Comedy As A Stepping Stone. Take For Example Dane Cook. The Guy Is Huge. The Main Reason He Got Into It Is To Do What He Is Doing Now: Film And Television Work.

I Still Come Out To Music That's In Spanish. There's No Denying Who I Am, But I've Just Made It To Where My Performance Is So Anybody Can Understand It - Whether You're 10 Years Old Or 80 Years Old.

Being On Tv Sucks. It's A Lot Of Work. You Memorize Scripts And Then You Show Up And They Change Everything. I'm A Control Freak. When I'm Doing Stand-up, I Say What I Want And Then I Get Instant Feedback.