So You Become 21, Turn 30, Push

Instead Of Thinking About The Sex, I'd Always Think About The Clap And The Crabs Those People Have.

I Had No Shoes, And I Felt Sorry For Myself Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. I Took His Shoes. Now I Feel Better.

May You All Make It To A Healthy 100 And A Half!!

Where Ideas Are Concerned, America Can Be Counted On To Do One Of Two Things: Take A Good Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground, Or Take A Bad Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground.

None Of The Christian Religions Do [interest Me]. They're All Outer-directed.