So You Become 21, Turn 30, Push

Here's A Phrase That Apparently The Airlines Simply Made Up: Near Miss. They Say That If 2 Planes Almost Collide, It's A Near Miss. Bullshit, My Friend. It's A Near Hit! A Collision Is A Near Miss. [wham! Crunch!] "look, They Nearly Missed!" "yes, But Not Quite.

Everybody In America Is A Part Of This Big Herd Of Cattle Being Led To The Marketplace, Not To Be Sold, Which Is Usual With Cattle, But To Do The Buying. And Everyone Is Branded.

I Always Have These Little Internal Monologues. You'll Get Used To Them.

I'm Offering A Special Prize For The First Buick On The Moon.

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.