I Do This Real Moron Thing, And

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

When You Think About It, 12:15 P.m. Is Actually 11:75 A.m.

That's The Whole Meaning Of Life, Isn't It? Trying To Find A Place For Your Stuff.

No, There's No God, But There Might Be Some Sort Of An Organizing Intelligence, And I Think To Understand It Is Way Beyond Our Ability. It's Certainly Not A Judgmental Entity. It's Certainly Not Paternalistic And All These Qualities That Have Been Attributed To God.

If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten.