So If A Christian Is Touched Only

We're All Controlled Neurotics.

If You're A Good Journalist, What You Do Is Live A Lot Of Things Vicariously, And Report Them For Other People Who Want To Live Vicariously.

When 25 Percent Of The Population Believe The President Should Be Impeached And 51 Percent Of The Population Believe In Ufos, You May Or May Not Need A New President, But You Definitely Need A New Population

Statistics Are To Baseball What A Flaky Crust Is To Mom's Apple Pie.

Journalism Is A Kind Of Profession, Or Craft, Or Racket, For People Who Never Wanted To Grow Up And Go Out Into The Real World.