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Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough Bar, Not Looking For Any Trouble. Unfortunately, One Was A Salted.

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!