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A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.

A Man Walked Into The Doctor's, The Doctor Said 'i Haven't Seen You In A Long Time' The Man Replied, 'i Know I've Been Ill'.

So I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man And Woman Wrapped In A Barcode. I Said "are You Two An Item?"

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.