So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big

I Want Every Girl In The World To Pick Up A Guitar And Start Screaming.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.

Being Offended Is Part Of Being In The Real World.

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.