So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

It's The Horsey-shape Piece That Moves In An L Shape. It's What Makes Chess Complicated, And Why Stupid People Can't Play Chess. Go Play Checkers! Knights Are The First Piece You Look At. They Elevate The Game. No Chess Master Wants To Lose Her Knights.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

Only Dumb People Are Happy.