I Might Lie A Lot But Never

He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't Know How I Got Lucky That Way.

No One's Coming In Seeing My Dogs, Daughter Or The Crack Of My Ass, Forget It.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.

The Road Of Rock And Roll (much Like Life) Is Littered With Broken Dreams And Death. And It's Our Job To Overcome These And To Survive.

You Know, If Nicole Kidman Was A Rock Star, She'd Be Alot More Professional Than Me, I'm Sorry.