I'm Not Psychic, But My Lyrics Are.

I Wish I Was Beautiful Or At Least Wise, But I’m Simply Mad And Violent.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!

My Daughter Is An Angel On Earth, So When I See Her It All Goes Away. I See Her And - Phew! - All That Dark Goes Away Pretty Much.

I Don't Mean To Be A Diva, But Some Days You Wake Up And You're Barbara Streisand.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.