I Don't Do Impressions.

You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't Do It.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.