Slumps Don't Bother Me.

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

The Wife's Mother Said, ‘when You're Dead, I'll Dance In Your Grave.’ I Said: ‘good, I'm Being Buried At Sea’.

I'd Like To Thank The Bbc For Allowing Me To Work Here. And I'd Like To Thank The Wife And Kids For Making It Necessary.