Sleeping Beauty, Who Said To Prince Charming,

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!

J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been Buried - They Keep Finding Oil! Never Got A Dinner!

Ponce De Leon, Who Said When He Discovered The Fountain Of Youth, Where The Hell Are The Paper Cups? Never Got A Dinner!

Where Else But In America Can A Poor Black Man Like Michael Jackson Grow Up To Be A Rich White Woman?

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!