Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

If You Ain't First, You're Last!

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Life, You Can Fix It.

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

There's Always Going To Be Someone As Funny As You Or Funnier.