Inappropriate Behavior Makes Me Laugh.

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

I Think My New Iphone 5s Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At Work

I Would Love To Work With Bill Murray. I've Always Been Such A Big Fan. I Think He's Obviously A Great Comedic Actor But A Really Interesting Actor.

You Did It! Congratulations! World's Best Cup Of Coffee! Great Job, Everybody! It's Great To Be Here.

Black, White, Yellow, Brown - We Wanted Somebody Who Would Do Right By Us. And I Think Because Obama Was That Person, Whether He Was Black Or White, He Was Chosen