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I Don't Have Credibility, I'm A Comedian. I'm Not Ed Murrow Up On The Roof In A London Fog Reporting On The Blitz.

Xenophobia Doesn't Benefit Anybody Unless You're Playing High-stakes Scrabble.

Any Time Your Parent Says They Party With You, That Is Its Own Form Of Child Abuse.

There Is A Chalk Outline Slowly Being Drawn Around Common Sense And Most People Can't Identify The Victim.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.