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The Punt Returner Got Smacked Like Nancy Kerrigan's Knee On Souvenir Pipe Night.

Some People Like M&ms Plain, And Some People Like Them With Nuts.

And I've Always Been Paranoid. I Can Remember As A Baby My Mother Would Spin The Mobile Above My Head And Thinking..."yeah, That's Coming Down."

Nowadays, With History Not Being Taught Anymore In American Public Schools, Self-esteem Is Taking Its Place.