I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.