If You Can't Do It, Don't Do

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

I'm A Bit Rubbish At Knowing When Something Is Good. But If It Goes Out And I Can Say, "i Wasn't As Bad As I Thought I Would Be", Then I'll Be Happy. Until Then, I'll Be Thinking, "i Shouldn't Be Here!"

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.