If You Can't Do It, Don't Do

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

Treat The World Like A Head.

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings