Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time And Wake Up At Any Time.