You Don't Have To Be Naked To

A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.