She Stopped The Show - But Then

Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has Just Been Sick, Or Is About To Be.

Christopher Marlowe Or Francis Bacon The Author Of Lear Remains Unshaken Willie Herbert Or Mary Fitton What Does It Matter? The Sonnets Were Written.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.