She Stopped The Show - But Then

He Must Have Been An Incredibly Good Shot.

You Ask My Advice About Acting? Speak Clearly, Don't Bump Into The Furniture And If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Pay Packet On Friday.

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.