Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

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