Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.