Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.