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It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

A Man Can Sleep Around, No Questions Asked, But If A Woman Makes Nineteen Or Twenty Mistakes She's A Tramp.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.