Sharing Holiday Snaps On Social Media Is

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

It Seems To Me That The Way To Remove People's Cynicism Is, When Asked A Straight Question, To Give A Straight Answer.

At Last Someone Takes Me Seriously.

I'm Afraid I Tend To Be Thinking About Things And Not Paying Sufficient Attention To One's Posture, Deportment And General Cast Of Face.

It Would Be Unforgivable To Use The Role I Have, Such As It Is, To Inflict My Incoherent, Half-baked View Of The World On People. That Would Be Illegitimate And Unacceptable And I Should Be Fired.