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I Got Fed Up Of Listening To Bollocks

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

I Find It Odd That People Take Me Seriously.

The Cure For Cynicism Is Simply To Engage Honestly.

I Have Not A Clue Why They Sent It To Me. As Far As I Know I Have Not Got A Reputation As A Receiver Of Stolen Goods.