The Cure For Cynicism Is Simply To

Television Bosses Should Stop Insulting The Public's Intelligence By Assuming We Are All Idiots.

It's Stupid To Have A Simple-minded View.

Has There Ever Been A Visitor To Ludlow Who Hasn't Wished They Lived There?

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.