At Last Someone Takes Me Seriously.

I'm Afraid I Tend To Be Thinking About Things And Not Paying Sufficient Attention To One's Posture, Deportment And General Cast Of Face.

I Hate The Word 'sneering', I Can't Help The Way My Face Looks.

Has There Ever Been A Visitor To Ludlow Who Hasn't Wished They Lived There?

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

I Have Not A Clue Why They Sent It To Me. As Far As I Know I Have Not Got A Reputation As A Receiver Of Stolen Goods.