At Last Someone Takes Me Seriously.

Has There Ever Been A Visitor To Ludlow Who Hasn't Wished They Lived There?

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

[cycling] Is Easily The Quickest Way Around Central London, Faster Than Bus, Tube Or Taxi. You Can Predict Precisely How Long Every Journey Will Take, Regardless Of Traffic Jams, Tube Strikes Or Leaves On The Line. It Provides Excellent Exercise. It Does Not Pollute The Atmosphere. It Does Not Clog Up The Streets.

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

It's Not Just Politicians. Any Spokesman For A Vested Interest Is Well Schooled In How To Say What It Is They Wish To Say, Which May Bear No Relation At All To What You've Asked Them.