Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.