Sex Is Logically Impossible After Marriage. You

If You're Worth Over $50m You Should Have To Dress Like That Guy On The Monopoly Box. The Super-rich Shouldn't Get All The Benefits Of Looking Like A Regular Guy.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

The Other Night, The President Gave A Speech. He Said, "children Are Our Most Prescious Natural Resource". I Thought, "let's Hope It Never Comes To That".

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.