Sex Is Logically Impossible After Marriage. You

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

Some Comedians Change Their Style, Often To Their Advantage; But I See No Reason Why I Can't Continue With The "urbane Sophisticate" 'til The Day I Die.

In Our School You Were Searched For Guns And Knifes On The Way In And If You Didn't Have Any, They Gave You Some.

I Love England. In Fact, They're Getting To Know Me So Well At Heathrow Immigration That This Time I Was Able To Completely Bypass The Six Months Rabies Quarantine.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.