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I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

A Mormon Told Me That They Don't Drink Coffee. I Said, "a Cup Of Coffee Every Day Gives You Wonderful Benefits." He Said, "like What?" I Said, "well, It Keeps You From Being Mormon ..."

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.