They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because

I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On And On About The Pains Of Childbirth And How Men Don't Seem To Know What Real Pain Is. I Asked If Either Of Them Ever Got Themselves Caught In A Zipper.

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?