I Know Lots Of People Who Are

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.