I Know Lots Of People Who Are

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.