I Know Lots Of People Who Are

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.