Sex Has Been Around For A Long

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.

When I Die I Intend To Take My Music With Me. I Don't Know What's Out There, But I Want To Make Sure It's In My Key.

She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.