Sex Has Been Around For A Long

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.