Sex Has Been Around For A Long

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.