Sex Has Been Around For A Long

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

I've Been A Straight Man For So Many Years That From Force Of Habit I Repeat Everything. I Went Out Fishing With A Fellow The Other Day And He Fell Overboard. He Yelled, Help! Help! Help! So I Said, Help? Help? Help? And While I Was Waiting For Him To Get His Laugh, He Drowned.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.