Love Is A Lot Like A Backache.

I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The Trouble Is, I Can't Remember If It's The Thirteenth Or The Fourteenth.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.