I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'