I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.