I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

I Came Down To Orange Because I Sold The Smothers Brothers A Song Called 'chocolate,' And That Gave Me Enough Money To Move Down Here. I Was Washing Windows Down In Orange County When They Called Me Up And Said They Wanted Me To Do Their Tv Show.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

As I've Always Said: The Future Lies Ahead.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.