I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?