I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.