Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement,

The Older We Get, The Fewer Things Seem Worth Waiting In Line For.

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

The Reason Political Party Platforms Are So Long Is That When You Straddle Anything It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

Our President Delivered His State Of The Union Message To Congress. That Is One Of The Things His Contract Calls For -- To Tell Congress The Condition Of The Country. This Message, As I Say, Is To Congress. The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

Plans Get You Into Things, But You Got To Work Your Way Out.