Plans Get You Into Things, But You

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.