I Never Expected To See The Day

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

The Trip Across Arizona Is Just One Oasis After Another. You Can Just Throw Anything Out And It Will Grow There, I Like Arizona.

Harvard Students Have Completed More English Courses And Less Forward Passes Than Any School In This Generation.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.