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What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

I Ain't Got A Job Cause I Ain't Got A Car, So I'm Looking For A Girl With A Job And A Car.

While Friends And Lovers Mourn Your Silly Grave, I Have Other Uses For You, Darling. I Love The Dead.

It Just Seemed That We Always Ended Up At The Rainbow, To The Point Where They Finally Just Said, Why Don't You Guys Go Up Into This Loft Where We'll Kind Of Protect People From Coming Around And, You Know, Sitting On The Tables. And We Thought That Was A Great Idea.

I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But The Lyrics Are Good. "i'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy" Is Pretty Clever.