Satiety, N. The Feeling That One Has

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

To Renounce An Honor For An Advantage. To Renounce An Advantage For A Greater Advantage.

Love, N. A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage Or By Removal Of The Patient From The Influences Under Which He Incurred The Disorder.

A Man Is The Sum Of His Ancestors; To Reform Him You Must Begin With A Dead Ape And Work Downward Through A Million Graves. He Is Like The Lower End Of A Suspended Chain; You Can Sway Him Slightly To The Right Or The Left, But Remove Your Hand And He Falls Into Line With The Other Links.

Appetite, N. An Instinct Thoughtfully Implanted By Providence As A Solution To The Labor Question.