Religions Are Conclusions For Which The Facts

Ambition. An Overmastering Desire To Be Vilified By Enemies While Living And Made Ridiculous By Friends When Dead.

The Only Distinction That Democracies Reward Is A High Degree Of Conformity.

A Subsidiary Deity Designed To Catch The Overflow And Surplus Of The World's Worship . . . . [h]is Master Works For The Means Wherewith To Purchase The Idle Wag Of The Solomonic Tail, Seasoned With A Look Of Tolerant Recognition.

Perseverance - A Lowly Virtue Whereby Mediocrity Achieves An Inglorious Success.

Genealogy, N. An Account Of One's Descent From A Man Who Did Not Particularly Care To Trace His Own.