San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction

A City Is Not Gauged By Its Length And Width, But By The Broadness Of Its Vision And The Height Of Its Dreams.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would Be Like A Birthday Cake Without A Candle.