Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

Just Two Days In Manhattan And You Find Yourself Looking For A Place To Wash Your Handkerchief After You Wipe Your Forehead And It Comes Away Black. Is There A Dirtier Or More Fascinating City Anywhere In The Land? The Answer To Both Parts Of The Question Has To Be Positively Negative.

Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.