Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

I Sometimes Worry About My Short Attention Span, But Not For Long.

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

A City Is Where You Can Sign A Petition, Boo The Chief Justice, Fish Off A Pier, Gaze At A Hippopotamus, Buy A Flower At The Corner, Or Get A Good Hamburger Or A Bad Girl At 4 A.m. A City Is Where Sirens Make White Streaks Of Sound In The Sky And Foghorns Speak In Dark Grays. San Francisco Is Such A City.