Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

Logic Is No Answer To Passion.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here

We (san Francisco) Have Football Weather During Baseball Season, And Baseball Weather During Football Season.