Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.

Logic Is No Answer To Passion.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

God! I Loove This City!

We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.