Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

A City Is A State - Of Mind, Of Taste, Of Opportunity. A City Is A Marketplace - Where Ideas Are Traded, Opinions Clash And Eternal Conflict May Produce Eternal Truths.