Sabbath Were A Hippy Band. We Were

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

My Philosophy Is If You're Happy Being A Born - Again Christian, If You're Happy Be­ing A Roman Catholic, If You're Happy Being A Jew Or Moslem ... Great!! I'm Happy Being Ozzy.

Every Shopaholic Needs An Accomplice.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

Nobody Ever Told Me, I Found Out For Myself, You Gotta Believe In Foolish Miracles, It's Not How You Play The Game, It's If You Win Or Lose, You Can Choose, Don't Confuse, Win Or Lose.